Sir F. Chook, Inventor of Leopard Oil
Likeness captured upon a daguerrotype machine in Japan, July 1891
Wherein the Author reflects upon certain topical & personal issues of the Day.
Penned upon the 20th of May, 2006
Authored by Miss Violet A.M., originally published by Sir Frederick Chook’s Leopard Oil and Publishing Co., LONDON
“But Violet!“, Germaine protested, “Is it truly necessary to run off and throttle all the patriarchs, tonight?”
“It is, dear sister.” Violet explained. “You must agree the time for bloody revolution has come.”
“Oh, of course,” Germaine agreed, “But we were going to play whist tonight!“
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