
“Trouble sleeping? No, I’m always out the moment my head hits the pillow.”
“Although, that could be because my pillow is made of cast iron.”
“Yes, I would be interested in a free sample of McGilliam’s Concussion Pills.”
Sir F. Chook, Inventor of Leopard Oil
Likeness captured upon a daguerrotype machine in Japan, July 1891
Wherein the Author reflects upon certain topical & personal issues of the Day.
Penned upon the 20th of December, 2006

“Trouble sleeping? No, I’m always out the moment my head hits the pillow.”
“Although, that could be because my pillow is made of cast iron.”
“Yes, I would be interested in a free sample of McGilliam’s Concussion Pills.”
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