
Lettres
Wherein the Author reflects upon certain topical & personal issues of the Day.
The Editor, in the Style of the Post-Impressionists
Penned upon the 29th of January, 2007
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ambassadress to the cathay was heard to remark,
Upon the 30th of January, 2007 at 2:18 am,
May I do your astrological chart? I will need your birthdate and time, as well as location. I’m quite serious! Please send the materials at once!
Sir Frederick Chook was heard to remark,
Upon the 30th of January, 2007 at 1:11 pm,
I’m afraid I couldn’t tell you all the details! I was quite young at the time, and easily distracted by inconsequential things - a yellow rubber duck, for instance, or the play of sunlight across a yellow rubber duck.
OnionBob was heard to remark,
Upon the 31st of January, 2007 at 10:11 am,
EFFORT
Sir Frederick Chook was heard to remark,
Upon the 8th of March, 2007 at 5:13 pm,
In all seriousness, I actually have no idea!