Sir F. Chook, Inventor of Leopard Oil
Likeness captured upon a daguerrotype machine in Japan, July 1891
Wherein the Author reflects upon certain topical & personal issues of the Day.
Penned upon the 1st of November, 2007
Anyone who’s undecided about seeing the latest Saw movie: rather than contributing to the franchise, why not give the stale popcorn a miss and read some Poe for free?
Although, if anyone would like to write a film about a killer called the Toe Poster, perhaps give me a call.
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Madam C was heard to remark,
Upon the 9th of November, 2007 at 1:46 am,
I can’t decide what I like more - Toe Poster or Poe Toaster. I want a Poe Toaster. It would make gloomy muffins! And perhaps a tell-tale tart. boomching.
I need help.
Sir Frederick Chook was heard to remark,
Upon the 9th of November, 2007 at 2:40 am,
*peals and cackles of laughter* Bwahahahahaha… that’s excellent. Oh, lord.
Meaghan was heard to remark,
Upon the 12th of November, 2007 at 10:39 pm,
This Toe Poster…..would there be actual severing involved? And what would be the likely cost of postage? Or does this person kill by uploading pictures of the lower extremities to a blog or such and hope that podophobics stumble across them?
Sir Frederick Chook was heard to remark,
Upon the 12th of November, 2007 at 11:05 pm,
He slowly opened the envelope… and looked down… and realised his toe was gone! …and in the envelope!