Do you have hair? Yes? No? Either way, get yourself down to The LockWorks!
The LockWorks on Little Collins St offer cuts, styles, colours, all kinds of extensions - I’m fairly sure they could install a small aviary or a steam-powered cannon which exclusively targets evangelists for quite a reasonable fee. They also have some spiffy jewellery and bagatelles! And if you help them distrubute their BARBER’S PROPAGANDA or tell all your friends, you can pick up some free streaks! All their details, pricing, the lot, are on their website - give them a call.