Sir F. Chook, Inventor of Leopard Oil

Likeness captured upon a daguerrotype machine in Japan, July 1891

Lettres

Wherein the Author reflects upon certain topical & personal issues of the Day.

In Medias Res

Penned upon the 14th of October, 2011

FrillyShirt is now social media compatible! We have integrated the functionality of all the major social formats, accessible through any FrillyPost or FrillyPage. Just look out for these icons:

l This lowercase L means that you can send a Letter about this article. For instance, after reading a post, you might write “Dear Mama, thank you for the jellied snake roll for the church picnic. I simply must tell you about this story I have just read. It describes a sailor home from sea and rather too deep into a bottle of cooking sherry. He wanted a new tattoo, but was all too aware of the excessive bleeding alcohol can cause, so he took a dose of procoagulants to counter the effect. It seems he took too many, poor man, and they set his blood to a firm jelly! He had to be dissolved into a solution and poured into his Sunday suit to reconstitute. This all had a disarranging effect on his existing tattoos, which have run together and become noticeably misspelled. Well, that’s all for now. Yours faithfully, Brigadier-General Eulalie Strumpet.”

t A symbol of a T means that you can send a Telegram in response to a post. Perhaps you might write “DEAR SIR OR MADMAN STOP THIS TALE OF CARD GAME ADVENTURE IS PUREST WHIST FULFILMENT STOP CANNOT RECOMMEND HIGHLY”. Was an “enough” lost from the end of that missive in the transcription? Doubtful!

null An article marked with a “C +” is one that you can work into a Conversation, possibly in the Conservatory. Over an ode, or an orchid, you might observe “I read the most curious anecdote last night! This chap wrote about a chum from his club, who was having cocktails in the upper gallery when a squirrel ran across the railings, bold as brass! So, he picks up his topper and slaps it down over the creature, and tells everyone not to touch it. The next day, the next week, same story. Even after he died in a pudding, the other members solemnly refused to allow that hat to be moved! Now, a few years later, the building was being refurbished, and they just had to strip that whole gallery, so they picked up that topper, and underneath… was the perfectly hat-shaped interior of a two-storey, three-bedroom town house with all modern squirrel conveniences. Shower-bath, coal lift, Dutch flannel press. But then, it takes all sorts, doesn’t it?”

With these simple, elegant annotations, FrillyShirt will at last be ready for Web .02 and the whatevertienth century (or ‘cW’, in historian’s slang.) Go, and socialise as you or anyone else never could before! (At least, since the collapse of the Pax Mongolica and the end of their free wireless.)


If you so desire, you may follow any commentary upon this missive with the aid of our “RSS-O-Matic” apparatus.

Neither remarks nor trackings-back are currently permitted, so as to focus your attention better upon the wisdom herein.


Commentary upon “In Medias Res”

  1. Cass was heard to remark,

    Upon the 16th of October, 2011 at 1:35 am,

    I think is my favourite FrillyPost for a while ;)


  2. Sir Frederick Tanah-Chook was heard to remark,

    Upon the 17th of October, 2011 at 1:23 pm,

    Once, you had to be careful which “L” buttons you pressed, in case your correspondent was a dastardly society blackmailer. Now – they’re all blackmailers, and spies, and disreputable Cockney spivs to boot!


  3. Denise M. Baran-Unland was heard to remark,

    Upon the 19th of October, 2011 at 9:36 am,

    I agree with Cass.
    However, jellied snake roll is rarely served at church picnics since it is best paired with Zinfandel.


  4. Sir Frederick Chook was heard to remark,

    Upon the 6th of December, 2011 at 9:45 pm,

    Like my oompah always said – if you eat all the snake cake, you’ll get the snake ache. Poor old oompah. It was all he ever said.


Further remarks are not permitted.