Sir F. Chook, Inventor of Leopard Oil

Likeness captured upon a daguerrotype machine in Japan, July 1891

Lettres

Wherein the Author reflects upon certain topical & personal issues of the Day.

A New Year For FrillyShirt Readers!

Penned upon the 4th of January, 2006

DON’T JUST STAND THERE!
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This January, FrillyShirt Readers can expect Novelties and Rascally Bargains! We are a paper imdued with “Grit”, “My Golly” and “Oh Dear Lord”, and as such feel little shame in announcing a NEW ERA in publishing! Observe some of what this will have to offer YOU, the READER, thanks to our sponsors!

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“B***** me sideways if WILLOUGHSBY’S isn’t the most rigid Smoke in the World!” – This Important Gent

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TAUNTED BY A MOUSTACHIOED COLONEL?

Were the Papist Brigands you hired to DO HIM IN WITH CUDGELS apprehended by the Constabulary?
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You need “THE MONSOONER” Smooth-Firing Shot Gun, to catch him as he leaves his Officer’s Club reeking of Gin and Impudence! He’ll not speak down to you again so quickly, by half! Advertised exclusively for readers of FrillyShirt!

AND REMEMBER!
On all occasions, purchase Sir Frederick Chook’s Patented LEOPARD OIL! It’s even cheaper than hiring a Young Man (Pictured)!
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The Opinions expressed by Advertisers in this Publication reflect the Views of Very Wealthy and Important Men, and so you clearly should not disagree with them, or else you must be an Idiot, or worse, a Suffragist.


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