Sir F. Chook, Inventor of Leopard Oil

Likeness captured upon a daguerrotype machine in Japan, July 1891

Lettres

Wherein the Author reflects upon certain topical & personal issues of the Day.

From Sir Frederick’s personal files, dated 1871, under “P”

Penned upon the 16th of April, 2006

REAL NAME: Unknown
ALIASES: Pinot Noir, The Terror of Milan, Bumbershoot Nigel

OCCUPATION: Bounty hunter, hired gun – has served both the force of law and those that oppose it.
Despite his youthful appearance, is third most dangerous living human in Italy, if not all of Europe. Trained in bartitsu and capoeira – is deadly with his umbrella. Smokes havanas, no holder. Opera fanatic. Known to ride a whimcycle.

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Commentary upon “From Sir Frederick’s personal files, dated 1871, under “P””

  1. Cecily St Sincere was heard to remark,

    Upon the 17th of April, 2006 at 10:57 pm,

    Daddy tells everyone he was in a barfight with The Terror of Milan, and lost his foot to umbrella poisoning, but Mummy said he was drunk and fell under a carriage. This just goes to show that you can’t believe a word men say.

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