Sir F. Chook, Inventor of Leopard Oil

Likeness captured upon a daguerrotype machine in Japan, July 1891


Wherein the Author reflects upon certain topical & personal issues of the Day.

“What brings you here?” “I just come for the politically charged firefighter slavery.”

Penned upon the 27th of June, 2006

They found FrillyShirt. What were they searching for? Let’s see.

Marc Bolan: The overwhelming favourite, and I hope that those looking for a long-haired, glamorous rock-and-roll fop will find me a close enough second.

Sexy man: You betcha, I write some pretty

Sexy words, some of the sexiest words you’ll read!

Excerpts from ‘Venus in Furs’: “Furthermore furs have a stimulating effect on all highly organized natures. This is due both to general and natural laws. It is a physical stimulus which sets you tingling, and no one can wholly escape it. Science has recently shown a certain relationship between electricity and warmth; at any rate, their effects upon the human organism are related. The torrid zone produces more passionate characters, a heated atmosphere stimulation. Likewise with electricity. This is the reason why the presence of cats exercises such a magic influence upon highly-organized men of intellect.” “Lick the boot of shiny, shiny leather.”

High and low context culture business skill: Prioritise low context culture ensure maximum profit returns end of financial year gold watch yacht none of them remember your name by the second week.

How to put on shirt studs: It’s rather easy, actually – the pointy end goes away from you, and the collar goes outside the shirt.

Is there an age limit for drinking tea: No (…and the left one serves the milk and sugar!)

Kittycat: D’awwwwwww!

Dostoyevsky shirt: I want one too, actually.

Creative and scientific story: Well, if it’s SCIENCE you’re after, you’re in the right place!

Visit doctor conversation: Doctor Conversation is not a real doctor.

What are three things jacques de vaucanson mechanical duck do: Jacques de Vaucanson didn’t have a duck ‘do! They weren’t invented ’til the fifties!

Characterisation of trifles: And other little-known Joyce novellas.

Sir Frederick the monkey: Perhaps Darwin touched a sensitive spot?

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