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Any child could tell you that you need LEOPARD OIL.
Leopard Oil contains ZEST, HOOP-LAH and
ARGH CRIKEY to make you the Centre of Attention!
YOU CANNOT AFFORD TO NOT PURCHASE AND PAY FOR ONE TUB OF LEOPARD OIL.
Make them say “Dear Chr*st, let’s look at her!”
Leopard Oil is a Fully Patented Product of Sir Frederick Chook’s Leopard Oil Co. Leopard Oil not recommended for use by those suffering under a nervous condition, such as Symbolists or citizens of the Confederacy.