From the desk of Brigadier-General Mortimer “Ol’ Jaundicedâ€� Shepstone, for the attention of the probable somdomites at FRILLYSHIRT. Dear Sir, The state of the Empire is appalling, abominable and, to a Bovril War veteran such as myself, simply disappointing. Not sixty years ago I fought to protect Britain from the threat of Ukrainian small-croppers residing […]
Lettres
Wherein the Author reflects upon certain topical & personal issues of the Day.
The archive for August, 2006
The following lettres were posted during this month:
Thoughts of a Romantic Scientist.
Posted upon the 3rd of August, 2006
Crossposted from Not Frillyshirt. Where once my wit, perchance, hath shone, In aid of others’ let me shine; And when, alas ! our brains are gone, What nobler substitute than wine ? Quaff while thou canst: another race, When thou and thine, like me, are sped, May rescue thee from earth’s embrace, And rhyme […]
Playlist for Highly Enjoyable Wireless Entertainment Hours, 1st of August
Posted upon the 1st of August, 2006
The Upper Crust – Little Rickshaw Boy Mr Tom Waits – Poor Edward Peeps Nake Mason – Vampyre Lullabye Mr Jason Webley – May Day The Dresden Dolls – My Alcoholic Friends Mr Louis Armstrong – A Kiss To Build A Dream On Nouvelle Vague – Too Drunk To Fuck Ms Marlene Dietrich – Lili […]