Sir F. Chook, Inventor of Leopard Oil

Likeness captured upon a daguerrotype machine in Japan, July 1891

Lettres

Wherein the Author reflects upon certain topical & personal issues of the Day.

Agricultual Reform Day Gossip

Penned upon the 30th of September, 2007

Mr Slanders loves a party, and São Tomé and Príncipe Agricultural Nationalisation Day is the biggest party of the year! So what juicy rumours do we have for you this week? Word has it that Sir Frederick Chook and Lady Tanah Merah, of Melbourne, are engaged to be married. The pair are quoted to be “deliriously, delightfully happy.” Also, Adelaide Hawkesmont CeauÅŸescu was beaten senseless by Burly-Man and dropped into the Thames. What a show!

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Commentary upon “Agricultual Reform Day Gossip”

  1. Nathan was heard to remark,

    Upon the 30th of September, 2007 at 9:29 pm,

    If that’s the case, then I’ll be mightily peeved….. that I’m the last to know. *chuckles*

  2. Sir Frederick Chook was heard to remark,

    Upon the 1st of October, 2007 at 12:00 am,

    What makes you think that you are?

  3. Lady Julianne Eternity was heard to remark,

    Upon the 1st of October, 2007 at 12:04 am,

    Congratulations on the delirious and delightful happiness.

  4. Glenn Anderson was heard to remark,

    Upon the 5th of October, 2007 at 9:49 am,

    Hi Daniel,
    Marg rang to tell about your engagement,
    congradulations and hope all is going well,
    Glenn

  5. Reverend Fyfe Meggs was heard to remark,

    Upon the 30th of October, 2007 at 1:41 pm,

    My Hearty Congratulations to the Most Harmonious Couple. Never has a More Prepossessing man and Intellectually Stimulating partner proposed such a coupling. It is of the Utmost in Cultural Enhancement.

    Toodle Pip.

  6. Sir Frederick Chook was heard to remark,

    Upon the 30th of October, 2007 at 5:56 pm,

    Thank you all so much!

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