Sir F. Chook, Inventor of Leopard Oil

Likeness captured upon a daguerrotype machine in Japan, July 1891

Lettres

Wherein the Author reflects upon certain topical & personal issues of the Day.

Cover Your Nakedness!

Penned upon the 13th of June, 2009

I couldn’t have named it better myself: Printfection, the distributors of my fine Unfrilled FrillyShirt Tea Shirts, are offering a Cover Your Nakedness sale from the 14th until the 21st! So, if you, or someone you know, is naked, now’s the time to drape them in FrillyShirt gear until they can’t describe cucumbers. You just need one of these coupon codes:

For $5 off orders over $25, enter “COVERYOURNAKEDNESS”
For $10 off orders over $50, enter “COVERYOURFRIENDS”
For $20 off orders over $100, “COVERTHEWHOLEFAMILY”

Perhaps you’d fancy a shirt declaring the fraternity of style and substance? Or this tender depiction of lovers? Some dinosaurs, yo, to delight a small child? Or you could shock the middle classes with this book bag? It’s the week for it!

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Commentary upon “Cover Your Nakedness!”

  1. Melanthios was heard to remark,

    Upon the 22nd of June, 2009 at 12:26 pm,

    Butbutbutbutbut…it’s summer! I want to faff about shirtless and jump in the stream and play!

  2. Sir Frederick Chook was heard to remark,

    Upon the 22nd of June, 2009 at 10:09 pm,

    I cannot disagree! Except that it’s winter here, and very win… -try indeed. We’re freezing our BITS off.

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