Sir F. Chook, Inventor of Leopard Oil

Likeness captured upon a daguerrotype machine in Japan, July 1891


Wherein the Author reflects upon certain topical & personal issues of the Day.

Ode to a Crossroads

Penned upon the 21st of July, 2015

When the Ballyhoo
Said “howdeedoo,”
Well I nearly flapped my tam.

And the splendid Fyffe
Turned quite skewiff
And fell into the jam.

Then the Strettle broke
From Martha’s yoke
And stole my racing-kettle.

So I find myself
(In rude-ish health)
At the corner of Fyffe and Strettle.

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