Sir F. Chook, Inventor of Leopard Oil

Likeness captured upon a daguerrotype machine in Japan, July 1891


Wherein the Author reflects upon certain topical & personal issues of the Day.

A Duo of Decembery Dotpoints!

Penned upon the 10th of December, 2007

A set of Summertime surmises!

This holiday season, an excellent choice for a gift would be something sincere, personal and heartfelt.

And you could wrap it in one of these tea shirts!

A follow-up to the detectives: I investigated “Sherlock Holmes: The Awakened” and it’s really, amazingly bad. The script reads like Jane Austen writing self-parody and the characters look like they were too near a seaside funfair’s costume trunk when a bomb hit it. All in a seemingly abandoned, post-apocalyptic pre-rendered London – think 28 Days Later done in Lego. Don’t get me started on the voice acting – there’s no way I could sit through that much “shine yer boots, guv’nor?”. Ugh.

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